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what are your favorite songs about moving house? (attn @milkshakemotel)
Okay here’s what I’ve got, I was going to arrange them so they’d flow into each other nicely but I’m too busy moving my shit:
Voxtrot, “Ghost” – “I’ll be the one to let this roof cave in on me/Buried in this house this wooden graveyard by the sea” and “But we could work, and try, to live and get buy/To make our family in a second-floor apartment”
The Vapors, “Bunkers” – “Maybe I’ll recall what it was ‘bout the country that made me so excited when I moved uptown”
The Spits, “No Place” – “There’s just no place to live, I’ve no place to call home/Town to town, state to state it seems like it’s a joke”
The Dead Milkmen, “I am the Walrus” – “Poke out your eyes and move to Portland!”
The Clash, “Lost in the Supermarket” – “We had a hedge back home in the suburbs/Over which I never could see”
Sheer Mag, “Point Breeze” – not explicitly about moving house but it is about grappling with one’s own role in gentrification, so
Jonathan Richman, “You Can’t Talk to the Dude,” live version – “You’ve changed since you moved in with him, into that apartment, you know the one, the one with the windows that never open, even in the summer”
Talking Heads, “Don’t Worry About The Government” – “My building has every convenience, it’s gonna make life easy for me”
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

tcm:
Today we say good-bye to a dear member of our TCM family. Robert Osborne inspired us, befriended us and supported us for more than 20 years. We’ll miss him every day. Our thoughts are with all who love Robert, as we do.
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