|—||Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)|
“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep in the Late Night Audience
the graduate (1967, dir. mike nichols)
Take it from the scientists: Not getting proper sleep is akin to walking around drunk. Learn what actually happens while you sleep and why it matters, the essential science of your internal clock, and how dreams mediate negative emotions.
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The cat in the background is the best part.
No, the one in the ceiling is.
WAATTT I DIDN’T SEE THE CAT IN THE CEILING BEFORE. OMG
THE CEILING ONE OMFGGgGG
wtf is this shit
I literally just screamed, “YES, IT’S BACK OH MY GOD!!” And then cackled forever, because this is my favorite thing on the internet EVER.
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
just let this sink in
Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t