The Divine Miss Emm.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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—	Grantaire, Book IV (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

fishingboatproceeds:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

This is very true to my experience.

latenightjimmy:

Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep in the Late Night Audience

alternative-film:

the graduate (1967, dir. mike nichols)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Here we equate the performance impairment caused by fatigue with that due to alcohol intoxication, and show that moderate levels of fatigue produce higher levels of impairment than the proscribed level of alcohol intoxication.

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Take it from the scientists: Not getting proper sleep is akin to walking around drunk. Learn what actually happens while you sleep and why it matters, the essential science of your internal clock, and how dreams mediate negative emotions.

As a wise woman once wrote, “sleep is the best (and easiest) creative aphrodisiac.”

(via explore-blog)

darkheartedrose:

ominousbedroom:

f3tchh:

lucifersnuts:

dustlightandrain:

octopodes-not-octopi:

slipoftheapple:

The cat in the background is the best part.

No, the one in the ceiling is.

this

WAATTT I DIDN’T SEE THE CAT IN THE CEILING BEFORE. OMG

THE CEILING ONE OMFGGgGG

wtf is this shit

I literally just screamed, “YES, IT’S BACK OH MY GOD!!” And then cackled forever, because this is my favorite thing on the internet EVER.

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.

me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

petcanadian:

just let this sink in

Nicolas Cage has won an Oscar, but Leo hasn’t